Roommate jizzed in shampoo

[wetfeet]

Had a roommate that would fire up the bong every weekend and smoke the apartment out.  Also would take his pet ferret and give it hits and then laugh as it stumbled all over the room. 

Didn't bother me too much, but really pissed off one of the other guys in the apartment who'd get on his case.

One night after hitting the bong he tells me he'd gotten even.  Said he and his buddies had all taken turns jizzing in his shampoo.

Sickest damn thing I've ever heard.  The humanity.  Hell yeah I checked my shampoo after that.